John Wayne Picture Game #22

"Once upon a time... there was a boy named: Marion. He had himself a little puppie, called Duke. Everybody loved that dog because he had such a cute name. Why can't I have such a cute name? asked Marion who wanted to play cowboy with the other children. But they wouldn't let him because of his sissy name. So one day, Marion just stole the dog's name - and got away with it!"

"Darn! I know how to read, but she keeps insisting she's goin' to do it for me. Aww, if she keeps it up, I'll have t' take that book away from her, gosh darn it!"

Hey! This is turning out to be fun!
Cheers - Jay

Hi

CC. And do you know who ate the Three Bears porridge.

Duke. It wasn't me mamm.

Regards

Arthur

"To become an Oscar winner, you must have the looks of Bogart, the smarts of Fonda, the personality of Stewart, the guts like Gable, the charm like Grant, the ....."

"Why does she insist on making me something I'm not. I am the Duke and they should all be more like me! I guess I'll humor her because this will be the last time she'll be in a movie with me."

Cheers B)

"Here I am trying to read the paper and she insists on reading a book about me, TO ME!!!!"

Lady: That piece looks sooooo fake.

Duke: Its not a piece what the hell will people think when I actually start wearing one.

JW: Hasn't anybody ever told her it's rude to read over somebody's shoulder??

"You know, darling, I learned something quite interesting today. I was over at Mabel's and while powdering my nose I saw a tube of hair growth cream on the counter. Well! Imagine my surprise! But I can only assume it's for Roger. You know how things are getting just a bit sparse for him on top. But I wonder how well it works? Well, no matter. Would you like another scotch and soda, dear? Why won't you look at me, darling? Don't you like my outfit today? I realize it makes me look like a cross between a drag queen and a clown, but really dear... you could at least turn around."

Got a little carried away. Sorry.

I realize this isn't really from the movie, but then, neither is the picture.

Robbie sort of latched onto the hair thing before I got here. Heh. Not a surprise coming from him.

"That's it. If she doesn't shut up soon, I'm gettin' my guns".

Duke... I wonder if she'd say that to my face.

Duke--" I wonder if that burnt smell is my supper"

I'M GONNA KILL MY AGENT FOR FORCING ME INTO THIS PICTURE. WHAT WAS HE THINKING!!!

I'll be a suckacked mule!!! she doing me wrong; and I wont be wrong, listening to this hero crape, being a hero is hard, specially when nobody joints this picture game.

Could we revive this game?

It looks like fun!

I was thinking the same thing, Tbone. This game has been dormant way too long. If the gang doesn't mind, maybe I'll start it back up. Ok with the group?

Mark

Sounds great Mark!

Go for it, Mark -
Cheers - Jay