Posts by Baby Sister

A Blonde's Year in Review
January - Took new scarf back to store
because it was
too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for
failing to
print
labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles
won't fit
in printer !!!
March - Got really excited.....finished
jigsaw puzzle
in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours
..... power
went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong
instructions....8 cups of water won't fit
into those
little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water
skiing......couldn't find a
lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming
competition.....learned later, the other
swimmers
cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain
storm.....car swamped because soft-top was
open.
September - The capital of California is
"C".....isn't
it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard
to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .
instructions said 1 hour per pound and I
weigh 108!!
December - Couldn't call 911 .....
"duh"......there's
no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
What a year!!

Quote from Jay J. Foraker

Baby Sis - don't let Keith's sweet talk put you in a swoon! There's a lot more to some of us than meets the eye. Glad to have you back
Cheers - Jay

Really?,,,, Well that sure makes a gal curious.

Baby Sis

tossing him onto...

who scorched more....

like a yo yo....today is 51 degrees tomorrow back in the basement at 30 degrees.

ee.. you sweet talker


Baby Sis

falling into creek....

Kind of thought some pretty young thing must of strolled by and took all you guys with her.

Younger or older, just treat me right....

Baby Sis

he could hear...

Funny, I was wondering where all you guys were. Sure has been quiet around here. Hmmm.....


Baby Sis

close to his...

Be very careful guys

THE CURTAIN RODS

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates, and suitcases.

On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar and a bottle of Chardonnay.

When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

When her husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning, mopping, and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam-cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end, they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.

Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit.

They could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.

A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls.

Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchanged for getting the house back. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the small was, he agreed on the price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed, and within the hour, his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

A week later, the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home, including the curtain rods.



Cheers Ladies....

Cold gray day, sleet this morning with about and inch of snow on the ground. Luckily all the damaging ice went to the south of us. Supposed to be down to 0 tonite. brrr


Baby Sis

gunslinger next to

from the savage...

Cowboy Poetry

I'm sure all the men here and agree with this one, and probably the ladies will have to nod their heads also.

COWBOY POETRY - BUYING A BRA
>
>
>
> I ain't much for shopping,
>
> Or for goin' into town
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> Except at cattle-shipping time,
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> I ain't too easily found.
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>
>
> But the day came when I had to go -
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> I left the kids with Ma.
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> But 'fore I left, she asked me,
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> "Would you pick me up a bra?"
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>
>
> So without thinkin' I said, "Sure,"
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> How tough could that job be?
>
> An' I bent down and kissed her
>
> An' said, "I'll be back by three."
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>
>
> Well, I done the things I needed,
>
> But I started to regret
>
> Ever offering to buy that thing -
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> I worked me up a sweat
>
>
>
> I walked into the ladies shop
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> My hat pulled over my eyes,
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> I didn't want to take a chance
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> On bein' recognized.
>
>
>
> I walked up to the sales clerk -
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> I didn't hem or haw -
>
> I told that lady right straight out,
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> "I'm here to buy a bra."
>
>
>
> From behind I heard some snickers,
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> So I turned around to see
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> Every woman in that store
>
> Was a'gawkin' right at me!
>
>
>
> "What kind would you be looking for?"
>
> Well, I just scratched my head.
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> I'd only seen one kind before,
>
> "Thought bras was bras," I said.
>
>
>
> She gave me a disgusted look,
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> "Well sir, that's where you're wrong.
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> Follow me," I heard her say,
>
> Like a dog, I tagged along.
>
>
>
> She took me down this alley
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> Where bras was on display.
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> I thought my jaw would hit the floor
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> When I saw that lingerie.
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>
>
> They had all these different styles
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> That I'd never seen before
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> I thought I'd go plumb crazy
>
> 'fore I left that women's store.
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>
>
> They had bras you wear for eighteen hours
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> And bras that cross your heart.
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> There was bras that lift and separate,
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> And that was just the start.
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>
>
> They had bras that made you feel
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> Like you ain't wearing one at all,
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> And bras that you can train in
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> When you start off when you're small.
>
>
>
> Well, I finally made my mind up -
>
> Picked a black and lacy one -
>
> I told the lady, "Bag it up,"
>
> And figured I was done.
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>
>
> But then she asked me for the size
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> I didn't hesitate
>
> I knew that measurement by heart,
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> "A six-and-seven-eighths."
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>
>
> "Six and seven eighths you say?
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> That really isn't right."
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> "Oh, yes ma'am! I'm real positive -
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> I measured them last night!"
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>
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> I thought that she'd go into shock,
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> Musta took her by surprise
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> When I told her that my wife's bust
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> Was the same as my hat size.
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>
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> "That's what I used to measure with,
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> I figured it was fair,
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> But if I'm wrong, I'm sorry ma'am."
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> This drew another stare.
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>
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> By now a crowd had gathered
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> And they all was crackin' up
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> When the lady asked to see my hat,
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> To measure for the cup.
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>
>
> When she finally had it figured,
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> I gave the gal her pay.
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> Then I turned to leave the store,
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> Tipped my hat and said, "Good day."
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>
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> My wife had heard the story
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> 'fore I ever made it home.
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> She'd talked to fifteen women
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> Who called her on the phone.
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>
>
> She was still a-laughin'
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> But by then I didn't care.
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> Now she don't ask and I don't shop
>
> For women's underwear.

slowly down the

Finally!!

Yes, thank heavens they got this done before he gets any older but you have to admit he is the only one for this part. I hope they do have a part in there for Connery as his part in the saga has been established, but maybe with this one they will conclude the Indiana Jones story so they wouldn't have to open up another character with Costner or anyone at this point. I like Kevin Costner but lets just leave him out of this.


Baby Sis

quickly takeover his...

ask her why..