OK, I've got $10 - you want to sell your suit?
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I've got heads, and the loser 2 out of 3 has to wear these feathers home.
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What do you mean this isn't the latest style sport coat?
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I don't know how drunk I was, but at least I have $10 left and clothes on my back (if you can call these clothes!).
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If you think this is bad, you ought to see what the other guy is wearing!
I don't know how good my captions are, but I think this is a fun idea!
Chester