WAYNE: "Hey Perry. I guess you invited me for your Christmas show cause I have a lotta experience. I mean, who ever could forget how I brought in that baby on Christmas Eve... or the Christmas Party on Haleaka, er -- Halujeki -- Hukuleja -- that island in Donovan's Reef. One could say I'm a man of experience, haha!"
PERRY: "That's not why we invited you, Duke."
DUKE: "Oh yeah? Why, then?"
PERRY: "Because when we decided on these silly costumes we knew you could provide your own WIG!"
