IHW, I definitely hear ya on that. I was bewildered on some of the things they announced about my flight from DFW to CC Int'l. Get this, I was sitting next to a Preacher and we chatted quite alot that day to pass the time. OK, some of the things they announced about our flights went like this (and I ain't kidding either)
1) (My flight) Flight "" "" is delayed because the crew has not showed up yet.
2) Flight "" "" is again delayed because the plane is not yet clean.
3) Flight "" "" is delayed because we can't find the flight crew, but the plane is now being cleaned.
4) Flight "" "" is still being delayed because there are no maintenance guys working on it.
5) Flight "" "" will be delayed at least 2 hrs untill we can find the Pilot.
6) Flight "" "" is delayed until we can find out why one of it's engines is not working.
At the announcment for that one, the Preacher and I both looked at each other in astonishment and he said to me: "I have been Preaching for almost 40 years, flying on aircraft wherever I go for the past 30 ++ years, and in all my time flying I never heard anything like this before. I may be a bit closer to GOD and I just might have a bit more "pull" with him but, I don't think my praying about this will help out."
I told him: "Amen to that."
Needless to say, he called for a Taxi--cancelling his return flight, went to the bus station taking a bus ride home. Needless to say, I did not blame him.
When we finally made it aboard our prop job, the M~o~R~o~N who was loading our luggage threw my nice expensive leather bag (which had three Beer Steins I had just bought in Germany) ripping my bag and breaking all three steins.