Well, Hondo beat me to my number one choice for caption, but here are a few for you to think over.
Maureen: "Hey, what do you say we head over to that haystack over there?"
OR
Maureen: "I'll bet they'll be wondering for a hundred years what I'm whispering to you right now, that's putting such a smile on your face."
OR
Maureen: "I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm running away with Robbie." B)
That's all for now, folks!
Chester