How would you have liked to be dating Laura Dern and having dear old dad open the door on the first date? It's a wonder that she didn't just enter a convent.
Ha ha ha... Hey there, Don't be skeered young man. I won't hurt-cha. Datin' my fine daughter, huh ? Well, I'll just be over here at the kitchen table, busyin myself re-loading a few shells while you jest settle in over there on that comfy sofa...where I can see ya.
