Duke:So what do you think, Gabby? A double date to the Dairy Queen?
Gabby:Just as soon as I take care of that pole-eyed sidewinder of a female in the other room!
Dark-haired woman (thinking): Does that mean I'm stuck with this ornery old cuss?
Blondie (thinking): I hope I'm not stuck with this grumpy old coot!
Duke (thinking): Good! Gabby'll take the old lady and I get these two!
