Girl on Duke's Lap (laughing): "... and then I told him, "Yes sir, John Wayne says you're a horse's a## and doesn't care who knows it!"
Duke (laughing): "And then what'd he say?"
Girl (puzzled voice):"Well he said "No one talks about John Ford that way and that I'd never work in this town again.""
Duke (dumb struck then angry):"John Ford! You said that to JOHN FORD?! I never said anything like that about Pappy!"
Girl:" But just the other day you said..."
Duke:" I said John Ford kicked me in the a## and told me to get on my horse! ... Well get up! You've spent all the time your gonna spend on MY lap! Any a you other girls want a seat? There seems to be a vacancy!... How am I gonna explain this one to Coach?"
