Duke "Hello movie fans, I'm John Wayne. You may have seen me in many a western and war film, but my latest picture is an adventure filmed in the Sahara. I share the screen with the lovely Sophia Loren and with an actor who has been in the business near as long as I have, Bonnano Brazzi."
Brazzi "That's Rossano Brazzi, Duke."
Duke "Sorry, Brazzi. As I was saying, In his last film, Interlude, Ronasso played a...
Brazzi "Rossano, Duke. That's pronounced Rossano."
Duke "Does it really matter, Brazzi? I wind up with Sophia in the end."
Brazzi " You #*&@#%# !