Ward: Hey Duke, it says here in the critics section that "While John Wayne's new movie, THE ALAMO, hold's it's own, it could have been a blockbuster if Duke had only cast his long-time friend and great actor Ward Bond in the role of Colonel Travis." See? I told you that you should have used me. Big mistake, my friend.
Duke: Huh, imagine that. It's kinda funny how that part of the review was written in pencil, don't ya think?
Ward: Yea, they must have run out of ink.
Duke: Yes, that must have been it. Nice try, Ward.