Duke: "Now remember Tonto, don't point a loaded gun at anything you don't intend to shoot. Control that muzzle at all times so you always know where the gun's pointin' and that way no one will ever get hurt."
Indian: "Duke I thought you were an NRA certified gun safety trainer?"
Duke:"Well yes I am!"
Other Cowpoke: "Well Ward Bond says otherwise and I'm inclined to agree!"
