Lee: "...So I says 'Duke you really shouldn't be walking around downtown Honolulu with no pants on.' and he says 'Well if I wasn't so danged popular, the girls wouldn't a ripped 'em off a me in the first place.'"
Duke: "You been hittin the sauce a little too hard again haven't ya Lee? He tells that same story every time he gets this way. What he always seems to forget is that the story's the other way round! I caught him walkin' out of a geisha house one night three sheets to the wind and necked as the day he was born! I had to loan him my hat so he could maintain some shred of modesty for Heaven's sake!"
