Guy on left: Hey Duke, can we have your autograph?
Guy on right: Hey, who's that? She's a looker!
Guy on left: Oh my! That's some real put together dame if I ever saw one!
Duke: Uh, you guys still want my autograph?
Guy in middle: I do, Duke. Can you sign it "To Bruce, All my love, Duke".
Duke: That'll be the day!