Duke: "What kind of a dive hotel is this anyway?! I got a bed on the floor and now this sorry excuse for room service! Just look at that coffee pot, cold as a well digger's!... And another thing, get that hand off my knee or you'll be as cold as that coffee!"
Guard: "But sir I was just coming to tell you that the judge said you could leave jail."
Duke: "Jail! What jail?! Isn't this the Sand Dune Hotel?"
Guard: "No sir. This is the city jail."
Duke: "Well that's the last time I book reservations with Priceline.com!"
Guard: "Actually sir you had a bit too much to..."
Duke: "Okay my good man, get my bags and I'll be out o' here. Where do I check out?"
