Guy with cigar: I don't care how drunk you were last night, that there license says were married. Now, cook me some breakfast.
Duke: But...but....you're not...
Guy with cigar: I'm not what? Pretty enough for you?
Duke: A woman. You're not a woman.
Guy with cigar: Yes, but I am Spanish. So I fit right in with your other wives. Gimme kiss, big guy!
Duke: That'll be the day.