Guy with Cigar: "I keep tellin' ya Duke, it's 'I' before 'E' except after 'C'. Aren't you ever gonna learn to spell?"
Duke: "Well at least I can spell 'Mississippi'!"
Guy with Cigar: "Yeah but don't start singing that song again that tells you how to spell it."
Duke: "M - I - S, S - I - S, S - I - P - P - I, it used to be so hard to spell, it used to make me cry..."
