Old man in the middle: "Duke this is my son Norbert. He fancies himself an up-and-coming star of stage and screen. Teach him everything you know."
Norbert: "My acting teacher told me to stick my chest out like this and smile big. She said it would make me look manly and virile."
Duke: "Well what it makes you look like is a dope. Stop doing that! Listen Norbert, just relax and be yourself. ... Oh and lose the name."
