Old man: Hey, Buddy! You got one of my office girls pregnant. I ought to belt you in the mouth!
Duke: Cool off, Sir. I have every intention of doing the right thing by Sally.
Old Man: Sally? She ain't pregnant.
Duke: Lucy?
Old Man: What?
Duke: Shelly? Look, you're gonna have to be more specific. Which office girl?
Old man: My God! How are you still walking?