Duke: "Okay, I'll tell you why my leg's wet... You see I'm in the men's room takin' care of, you know, business... when all of a sudden, this fella at the stall next ta me turns toward me, eye's big as saucers, and yells 'Hey you're John Wayne aren't you?!' Well he's still takin' care of business; only now he's taken care of business all over my leg. And that's why my leg's wet. And before ya ask, yes this has happened before. In fact my dry cleaner is beginning to wonder if I'm incontinent for cryin' out loud."
