Tall Guy:"Man, I've never seen anyone do that before."
Girl: "I told him it wasn't a good idea to drink a pitcher full of tequila, but he said it would be like drinking lemonaid."
Guy with Mustache:"What's that he keeps mumbling about his horse? There ain't no horse here."
Duke:"Where's my horse!? Dolar, you ol' stinker, get back here! Dang horse throws me every chance he gets."