Kid: Aha! It's super Glue. When I told you to shake her hand, I knew she was repairing a vase, and might still have some on her hand. Funny joke, eh? Hold on and I'll go get some solvent to dissolve the stuff so you can get unstuck.
Duke: Not so fast kid. Don't go get anything. Just go. I'll take it from here. Well, hello there, beautiful!