Old Guy: "Yep kid I know it's hard to believe but I'm the all seeing, all knowing soothsayer. You're going to marry 3 Latin women in your life but live out the end of your life shacked up with your secretary. You'll never get the credit you deserve from the Hollywood elite for the quality of your acting craft. You'll almost go broke and you'll die a slow painful death caused by your rampent smoking habit and hard living. Your kids will fight each other over your estate and you won't even get what you asked for on your head stone. Now you want to hear the good news?"
Duke: " Ya mean there's good news? Well yeah after that I'd like some good news."
Old Guy:" You'll be loved and admired by millions and held up as a model of how men should be men. Children will love ya and old men will respect ya. Even after you're gone 30 years, you'll still be one of the most popular actors of all time."
Duke: "Well then that ain't so bad... I guess."
Old Guy: "Naw son, that ain't so bad."
