May, they don't make any modern movies for men either. If you discount the comic book sludge (and I do) there's precious little out there to draw me into a theater. Of course, if you look at my list of male star dinosaurs, only Bruce Dern is still above ground, so I really am a fan of the past with not much to look forward to.
This is painful and embarrassing for me to admit, but in my 60 - very - odd years, I don't recall ever deciding to see a theatrical movie because of a female star. I adore Kim Novak, Janet Leigh, Jo Beth Williams, Marilyn Monroe, Angie Dickinson, Catherine Deneuve, Goldie Hawn and many more, but I'm just not wired to call up a friend and ask if he wants to come over, split some beers and watch a Jennifer Aniston movie.
I am prepared for the onslaught.
We deal in lead, friend.
