Guy in Tweed Coat: "Pull my finger, go ahead!"
Lady: "That sounds like an unusually intriguing invitation."
Duke: "I wouldn't do that little lady. I pulled his finger and the resulting explosion produced this black eye which I now have."
Cowboy in back: "Trust me, Duke knows what he's talking about."
Duke: "And if I was you fancy cuffs, I'd be gettin' myself outta the line a fire!"
