Girl Standing: "What do you mean these are Mom's pearls?! I thought you said if we didn't tell her about where you were last night we were going to get the bling!"
Girl Sitting: "Yeah! These plastic hair clips aren't gonna cut it!"
Duke: "Wow! The script writters are getting a little edgy these days. If I were these girl's dad in real life they'd be standing up for a week after mouthing off like that!"