Duke: I'm here, Buddy. What's the problem?
Man pointing: Shoot him, Duke. He's trying to cheat me.
Duke: He dealing from the bottom of the deck?
Man pointing: No, he's trying to tell me his poker hand beat mine. I had 3 of a kind and all he had was 2 pairs......9's and 9's.
Duke: Oh Boy..... Relax fellas, I'll shoot him instead.