Posts from dukefan1 in thread „John Wayne Picture Game #425“

    Duke: I'm here, Buddy. What's the problem?


    Man pointing: Shoot him, Duke. He's trying to cheat me.


    Duke: He dealing from the bottom of the deck?


    Man pointing: No, he's trying to tell me his poker hand beat mine. I had 3 of a kind and all he had was 2 pairs......9's and 9's.


    Duke: Oh Boy..... Relax fellas, I'll shoot him instead.