dukefan1,
Well, there are some pretty good captions for this pictures, but IMHO yours is far and away the best :lol: ! You get my vote (I don't know if we're voting yet, but I don't expect to like another one better than yours - of course, that could change . . . but for now . . . )!
Cheerio!
Chester
OK, the creative juices are flowing now, and here's another caption:
Badges?!? I don't got no badges! . . . I don't got to show you no stinkin' badges!
OR
Pe-e-e-e-e-ew! You better put a cork in it, or I'll cork it with this rifle!
Talk about stinkin'! 
Got to go . . .
Chester 
Votes on previous pictures:
For picture #1, we pick dukefan1's caption ("WHEW! . . . ")
For picture #2, we pick Robbie's caption (. . . whether I look like a chicken . . .).
Now, for a caption for picture #3:
What do you mean you think Gary Cooper is a better cowboy?!?
OR
Draft dodger???? You want this rifle where the moon don't shine?
OR
You say anything bad about Ermal one more time and I'll . . .
OR
I'd recommend you don't say anything else about my hair piece . . . !!!
OR
What do you mean that Injun was still breathin'?
Respectfully submitted,
Chester 
