Here goes (a pretty tough one here Baron),
Duke: "Well, this beats the hell out of shooting those "SOB's", a friendly game of chess, and the winner, gets a chance to really go after Bin Laden, and his wimpy cave rats without the liberals knowing what's happening!"
or
Duke: "I'm just wondering when the cameras are going somewhere else so we can get back to this war. These stupid folks back home think we're here teaching people how to be civilized by playing games, and caring for Hussan. I get tired of playing chess, when thousands are dying from this tyrant. And those idiots distort the damn truth, and keep blaming us. What the hell is this world going to?"
or
Duke: "If I move here, what will happen to Hillary, and her sappy group of whinners?"
Hondo 
P.S. My votes for Game # 3 is dukefan1, and Game #4 is smokey
