JOHN WAYNE: "Strother! I punched you in the nose in "Horse Soldiers"! I belt you in "Liberty Valance"! I threw you in the mud in "McLintock"! But you keep poppin up in my movies! What is it this time - you want some more?"
STROTHER MARTIN: "The Academy sent me to take a looksie - they believe you tryin to sneak on another Oscar by just playin the same old part again!"
JOHN WAYNE: "Strother, you're an anachronsimus! You played a horse salesman in True Grit - how could you possibly be a ferry-master in this one!?"
STROTHER MARTIN: "I wouldn't worry to much about anach - er, anachr - things like that. Or how would you explain Katie Hepburn comin over from African Queen to go river-rafting with you on this one!"
