Jacob: If you don't stop showing off in front of your mother, not only will I throw you back in the mud, but I'll take away that gun, and put you over my leg and give you a woopin' you'll never forget.
James: I like to see you try to do that, DADDY!
Jacob: (whispers) Is your mother still behind me?
Cheers, Hondo B)
I pick BrianB for caption #8.
