Here goes,
1st man: Boy is this guy heavy!
2nd man: You're telling me. If he wasn't a major star, I'd drop him right here.
1st man: He's not a star, he's a legend. Don't you know this is John Wayne? You know, Duke?
2nd Man: I don't care if he's Ermal. He's too darn heavy, and I'm about to drop this big lug.
Cheers, Hondo
My vote for caption #11 is for itdo
