son told me this one
there are 2 sisters one is blonde and the other brunnet, they own a cattle ranch and they have $2000 to buy a bull. they find one and the brunnet sister goes and buys it for $1999, after buying it she goes to the telegraph office and writes out the telegraph, the man behind the counter says it will cost $1 a word, asshe has only $1 she thinks for a while and says send comfortable the man behind the counter say why comfortable and she replys my sister is blonde and will read the word slowly .......come for the bull.
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Posts from smokey in thread „A Friendly Subject“
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two men walked into a bar. you would have thought that one of them would have seen it.
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good one stumpy had a really good laugh
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well done but i have to remember not to read this section when im eating nearly chocked on that one laughing so much
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i dont know if this will be ok here if its not please remove it.
there is a chicken and a cat standing beside a swimming pool.
the cat falls in and the chicken laughs;
the moral of this story is where there is a wet pussy there is always a cock around.
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keep them coming stumpy i always enjoy a good laugh
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i like that one stumpy it was a really good one we need more like that need a good laugh every now and then
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tanks for some really good laughs and the puns are exellent as well
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good one just what i need a few good laughs
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keep the laughs coming
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good one chester thanks for the laughs i dont know where you get them but keep them coming
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like them had a quiet chuckle over them thanks for the laughs
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that one was a goodin thanks for the laughs
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like it where do you get them from
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liked both of those really needed the laugh after the day i had at work today
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good one mrs c like it
needed a good laugh today
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good one stony
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stumpy what are we going to do with you if you keep this up we will all have side aches from all the laughing
you sure know how to crack us up
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he is waiting for the brief to come down
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hondo and chester you really out did yourselves this time
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