Posts from Jay J. Foraker in thread „A Friendly Subject“

Certainly a twist on the Valentine's Day ethic, Robbie!
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Quote from smokey

baby sister what was it you were trying to show as it wouldnt come up for me cheers smokey

Nor me!
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Innovative commercials!!! Especially liked the two theft ones. You've made my day!:teeth_smile:
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Good one, Chester - where do you come up with all these gems?
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Looks like a candid camera episode from Germany (or Austria).
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Great piece - I can't imagine how she kept everything in place. Rossini, I think, would have approved!
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That is so priceless, Jim. Where did you come up with that one?
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Jim and Sue - you folks sure come up with good stuff!
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Folks - I have to tell you - my wife got out of the hospital the other day after a 12 day stay (for various problems) and I read a few of these funnies to her - she laughed so hard , at first I thought I made a mistake in exposing her to them, but she said she had a few great laughs that she needed to lift her spirits.
Thanks, folks -
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OH, MY!!! That fits me to a "T."
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Baby Sis - it's a man thing!:sport_box:
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Jim and Sue - you folks are a treasure posting these funny pieces (and some have a point or two to make besides). They give me something to smile about everytime I read them !
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Baby Sis - you come up with some gems!
Jim - go ahead and reserve that bed for me !
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Great poem, Baby Sis! I love it!
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Great parody on the "Who's on first," Jim & Sue. Very funny :lol: !
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There once was a very inept orchestra conductor. In a fit of anger, he murdered his concertmaster. This maestro was tried, found guilty and sentenced to the electric chair.
When the execution was to take place, several attempts at the electrocution were unsuccessful, even when voltage levels were increased. An electrical engineer was called in to check out the system. After careful examination of the wiring and the prisoner, the engineer declared, "I'm sorry, gentlemen. This man is a non-conductor." :lol:
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These are the kind of "funnies" that give a lift to my funnybone :lol: . Thank you Chester & the Mrs. for those cheerful pieces.
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Mrs. C - Boy, have you got Texas nailed down! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Great ones, Mrs. C!
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We're getting into punny territory here! B)
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