Posts from smokey in thread „A Friendly Subject“

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    how do you tell if an elephant is in your fridge?
    footprints in the butter
    how do you tell if there are 2 elephants in your fridge?
    2 sets of footprints in the butter
    how do you tell if you have 5 elephants in your fridge?
    a pink mini minor park outside

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    in days of old
    when knights were bold and women weren't invented
    they drilled holes in telegraph poles and
    walked away contented

    say this written on a power pole right near a hole thought it was funny

    cheers smokey

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    well we dont do perscriptions in the supermarket down under you have to go to the chemist to get it filled, and in my state you cant even buy your beer/wine in the supermarket you have to go to the bottleshop or the drive through at the pub. so which would you want your way or mine :hyper:

    cheers smokey

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    thanks all you brighten up a very busy week thanks for the laughs


    enjoyed them all mush have a weird sense of humour thought the one in heaven was quite a giggle


    hooroo smokey

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    hi bek


    i dont know about the others here but i had a good laugh made my night good on ya little mate


    hooroo smokey


    ps


    robbie i for my self may be a rednack for my own country but not for other countries


    god bless australia we're our own people


    hooroo smokey

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    hi mrs c


    corny or not it brings back memories of your childhood but we sang it slightly different where as you had dump we had loo things we kids did makes you gringe now :lol:


    corny or not had a good laugh


    cheers smokey


    ps did you ever make up a song for the mosco olyimpics we did but not suitable for a family site like this :lol:

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    mrs c you have a wicked sense of humour have come back time and time again to have a good laugh with this one where do you find these gems


    cheers smokey

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    hi baby sis


    goodonya thats telling them


    oh we do so want all you boys to ourselves :lol: :lol: :lol:



    what is black and white and red all over


    a newspaper

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    heres a couple that might get the funny bone



    Q. what do you call a dear with no eyes?


    A. no idea


    Q. what do you call a dear with no eyes or legs?


    A. still no idea



    Q. what is the definition of agony?


    A. teeth marks on the toilet door


    Q. what is the definition of more agony?


    A. more teeth marks on the toilet door


    Q. what is the definition if extreme agony?


    A. no toilet door


    just some oldies that i thought that you would like


    and mrs c like the stick one had a good laugh over it


    cheers smokey

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    chesty


    had such a good giggle


    just a thought you could have said you where thinking of trading up for a newer model ;) or that mrs c was :lol: :lol:


    better yet better to stay with the model you have at least you know all of its little quirks :D


    cheers smokey

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    heres a couple of ryhmes you may get a giggle from


    mary had a little lamb whos fleece was as black as charcole
    every time it jumped the barbwire fence it ripped its flaming a**hole


    willie was a watchdog counting out his money along came a bumblebee and bite him on his
    ask no questions tell no lies i saw a policeman doing up his
    flies are nuisances mossiques are worse thats the end of my little verse


    hope you get the giggles


    cheers smokey

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    1 what do you call two dingo's walking through a maternity ward?


    window shoppers




    2 what is green and travels at 200 miles an hour?


    kermit the frog on a speeding train



    3 what is black, white and red all over?


    a zebra with sunburn



    4a what is the defination of agony?


    teeth marks on the toilet door


    4b what is the defination of more agony?


    more teeth marks on the toilet door


    4c what is the defination of extreme agony?


    no toilet door


    just a few to brighten your day


    cheers smokey