Don't mess with a retired person. ;-D

Got this from a friend and thought it was rather good.

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I'm retired now. Retired working people frequently ask retired people how to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, I went down town and into a shop. I was only there for about five minutes and when I came out, there was a Cop writing out a parking ticket.

I said to him: "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi."

He glared at me and wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.

I called him a "Doughnut-eating Gestapo Agent."

He finished the second ticket placing it on the windshield with the first ticket. Then he wrote out a third ticket and this went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on a bus. He was putting the tickets on a car that had a bumper-sticker that said: "hillery in 08."

**I try to have a little fun each day now that i'm retired and feel that is important to retaining my good health.**

Heh heh, I love it. ;-D

Glad you all got a laugh from it. I posted this on another site which has mostly "other-than-Americans" on it and most of them with few exceptions, did not "get it" either. As Lucy said: "I had to splain it."

Like you Jay, I ESPECIALLY liked the part about gigging hillery. ;-D

Ha ha ha, and yuk. I would need to have a bottle of Listerine handy.