"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted,
and I won't be laid a hand on.
I don't do these things to other people
and I expect the same from them."
So ~ Listen up ~
Whichever one of you Texas "waddies" or Internet "brush poppers" it was out there
that stole my "eye-patch" ~ I want it back and I want it back NOW!
"I know, a lot of guys make mistakes I guess,
but every one we make ~ a whole stack of chips goes with it.
We make a mistake and some guy don't walk away ~
forevermore, he don't walk away."
~ ~ ~
"Well, there are some things a man just can't run away from."
~ and this sure as hell is one of 'em ~
~ ~ ~
"All battles are fought by scared men who'd rather be some place else."
~ and ~
"This kind of war, you've gotta believe in what you're fighting for."
~ ~ ~
And just so all of you know that when I say ~
~ "Out here a man settles his own problems." ~
I mean just that...
To me, that damned eye patch wasn't just an "eye patch" ~
Hell, there were more than 60 of 'em made for me on "True Grit"
because I asked for it and so's I wouldn't get an eye infection wearin' the same ones day after day.
Hell, I ain't stupid and I know "they" knew that too ~
so they pretty much gave me whatever I asked for ~
So ~ whoever you are out there ~
"Every time you turn around expect to see me.
'Cause one time you'll turn around and I'll be there,
and I'll kill you, Matt."
(Or whatever your Internet forum name is)
For me, that eye-patch was, finally, my only "E" ticket to the "Oscars".
And like I said back in 1970 when I accepted that award ~
"Wow! If I'd have known that ~
I would have put that patch on thirty-five years earlier"
~ ~ ~
And so, whoever you are and wherever you are ~
do the "right thing" and return this beloved and memorable icon
to the one who rightfully deserves it the most ~
John Wayne ~ the "Duke" and/or at least ~ "Rooster Cogburn" himself.
DISCLAIMER ~ The foregoing somewhat semi-fictionalized characterization of what John Wayne (the actor) may or may not have actually said about his "missing eye patch" was only relayed to me by Rooster Cogburn's "Nephew" ~ "General" Sterling Price ~ which of course, is no relation to yours truly. Believe what you will from a mere "movie cat" ~ but I for one have every confidence in what "General Sterling Price" told me. And "Chen Lee" ~ Rooster's adopted 'Father' ~ will most assuredly back up everything I've just said.
And yes, of course I do know that Rooster's eye patch was over his "left" eye and not his "right" (aiming/shooting) eye ~ So, sue me ~ nothing in life is as it seems or is "perfect". If you don't agree, then by all means watch "True Grit" again and tell us which hand Rooster Cogburn first uses to "dramatically cock" and then fire his lever action Winchester and then which of his hands he uses to then fire his Navy Colt "6-Shooter" immediately "after" he charges through the onslaught of Ned Pepper and his gang?
"Cinematic Illusion" ~ the thing from which great movies and Oscar winners are made from.