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  • A Friendly Subject

    Boudreaux, a Cajun highlander from Rapides Parish in central
    Louisiana, was an older, single gentleman, who was born and raised a Baptist, living in South Louisiana. Each Friday night after work, he would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak.


    Now, all of Boudreaux's neighbors were Catholic... and since it was
    Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Fridays.


    The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a
    problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their
    priest.
    The priest came to visit Boudreaux, and suggested that Boudreaux
    convert to Catholicism.


    After several classes and much study, Boudreaux attended Mass...
    and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were
    born a Baptist and raised a Baptist, but now you are Catholic."


    Boudreaux's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night
    arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.


    The priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed
    into Boudreaux's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he
    stopped in amazement and watched. There stood Boudreaux, clutching a small bottle of water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat, and chanted:
    "You wuz born a deer, and you wuz raised a deer, but now you a catfish."

  • Politics

    Not sure if this is the right place to put this or not, but anyway, I was forwarded the email I'm copying below. I thought it was interesting to think about...


    Whoever wrote this one deserves a HUGE pat on the back!)
    I (Not the person forwarding you this e-mail currently) HAVE TO PASS A URINE TEST FOR MY JOB. SO I AGREE 100%
    Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, some of us are required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their rear, doing drugs, while I work. . . . Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check? Something has to change in this country -- and soon!!!!!

  • A Friendly Subject

    Quote from smokey

    there are 2 older ladies talking, one says to the other.... im having a milk bath tonight.... the other says ...... pasteurized .... the first replys ... no just up to my belly button .

    cheers smokey


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :teeth_smile:

  • Last Non Western You Watched

    The hubby and I went and saw I Chihuahua, the new Walt Disney movie. We have two chihuahuas at home. He told me when we sat down with the one other couple in the theatre "Now, this is a Walt Disney movie, no one will die and there will be a happy ending". But it didn't work, it still shed tears!!!! I know, I'm just a sucker when it comes to a little defenseless chihuahua, lost, dirty, tired and hungry walking down an empty street in the middle of the night and going to sleep in a box. :cry2:

  • A Friendly Subject

    Quote from Stumpy

    FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP

    For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian Embassy in Washington , D.C. has recently revealed the true story. When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in the United States . If nothing is there, he must take a job in India answering telephones giving us technical advice.


    OMG! That is so darn funny!!!!
    :teeth_smile:

  • How's The Weather

    Quote from ShortGrub

    I'm jealous. I miss riding, but peace in the house is more important. My wife hates motorcycles thanks to my M-N-Law. She brain washed her from an early age. Grrrrrrr.

    Stumpy is right be safe. Some great places to ride in SC. Columbia is nice, but the Chester, York, Lancaster countys are the best for riding. You have a rt 322 which runs through those SC countys as we do here in Pa.


    Awww! Thanks guys! I'll be careful, I promise. I usually don't go too aweful far from home by myself. I can't wait till we get a trailer and can head up to my home state of WV - can't wait to ride the mountains. Take care.

  • Random Observations

    I heard a story on the radio this morning that just made me want to vomit. A mother passed away in CA. The family, in order to keep receiving the social security checks the "mom" was getting, took her body and cremated her in the back yard - BBQ style and they used some sort of special wood (can't remember what it was) because it burned hotter - I think olive wood or something like that.


    What in the HELL is this world coming too. I mean that is just sickening. Makes me want to vomit again thinking about it.


    :vomit: