Posts by SaddleTramp

"hondo"

Its all in the presentation. A hero's death is hard to take when they are killed by a coward.

Yup...Yup...Your right Michaleen Flynn...I should have hit him a little more to the right...

Well Little Sister,...I guess I am smarter than a 5th grader!!!

Any time it takes 3+ hours to play a 1 hour game is 3 hours wasted. I used to like hockey when the Canadian teams were Canadians and the US teams were Americans. Once they started bringing in the European imports that finished me. Plus I couldn't be bothered to sit for 3 hours.

I told you fella...In here we play chess...Not Chinesse Checkers...

Its not Tiger Stripe its Zebra Stripe....

"DUKE" I gotta quit picking up dames when I'm drinking.

I've heard she's as scrawny as a chicken under all those ostrich feathers...

Well little lady I promised your mother the first dance but I will make sure you get the last one...

This letter here says you have been accepted into "Aurther Murray's" school of dance!!!

I just hate "RUSH" seating at these shows...

DANCING....DANCING...!!! But Honey , My corns are Killing Me...

He's a staring at my butt, ain't he maw?

Now "Duke"...Don't you say nothin' about me still living with my mother....

I tell you there was three of them!!! They were "Green" with "Red" eyes .....

It could have been worse,They could have Tarred and Feathered you!!!

Don't bother me now!!!...I have been constipated for a week and I gotta go "NOW"

So you saw "Big Foot"...Next it will be Elvis...You gotta lay off of that camel dung tobacco...

Do your parents know you kids are parked out here???