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  • A Friendly Subject

    This guy joins the service but he’s really slow, always last in line. After he completes basic he finds out that his squad is going to be dropped behind enemy lines. The squad lines up to get their parachutes and this guy is last in line and when the sergeant gets to him he runs out of parachutes. So the sergeant tells the guy to use mind over matter, when he jumps out of the plane say ”Rip, swoosh and you’ll float down light as a feather” the sergeant repeats use mind over matter. Then they pass out rifles and again the guy is last in line and as the sergeant gets to him they run out of guns, again the sergeant tells the guy to use mind over matter when you see them getting close just say “bangity ,bang bangity bang” and the enemy will fall down dead, remember mind over mater. Then they start passing out bayonets and again he’s last in line and just as the sergeant gets to him they run out of bayonets and the sergeant says “remember..” and the guy says “I know mind over matter” then when they get close enough just say “Stabity Stab Stabity Stab” and the enemy will fall down dead. So they get on the plane and when they reach the jump zone the guy jumps out and says “rip swoosh” and sure enough he floats down light as a feather. Then he sees the enemy and starts saying “bangity bang, bangity bang” and he can’t believe it people are dropping down dead. Then they get into hand-to-hand combat and he starts saying “stabity stab, stabity stab” soon he is the only one left on his side and he sees an enemy in the distance moving towards him. He starts, “bangity bang, bangity bang” Still the enemy moves closer, “Bangity bang, Bangity bang” still closer and closer the enemy gets, “BANGITY BANG!! BANGITY BANG!!” then closer and closer “stabity stab, stabity stab” “STABITY STAB!! STABITY STAB!!” and the last thing the guy hears is “Tankity tank, tankity tank” …

  • Other Hobbies

    Well I have just recently became a single dad of four, three girls 15,9,5 and a boy, 3. (my wife left) Most of my time is spent interacting with them, well ok, that takes ALL my time. :D Thats not a bad thing. I got laid off my job of 14 years, a year ago and have just now started a job building websites. The best part is I get to work from home, so my kids can never get rid of me... lol When I do manage to have time and money all at once I love to go golfing. Nothing like a nice course early in the morning. I'm also in the process of writing a couple books, at least I think thats what I'm doing. Let's see, other than John Wanye movies I don't really collect anything, oh I have a few Elvis movies, but those come way after my JW stuff. Oh yeah I love to ride motorcycles, but I had to sell mine a few months back :( but I'm sure I'll get one again. Man I can't end with that, ummm well I guess I have to...

  • Operation Pacific (1951)



    Duke didn't feel guilty, his sorrow was mixed with a fierce pride of what pops did for his crew, that he was not sure what to do other than try and keep his crew together.


    I really enjoy this movie, I guess it's just natural causes...

  • What Was The Last Western You Watched?

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    Originally posted by Hondo Duke Lane@Jan 11 2006, 08:33 PM

    What is your favorite Audie Murphy movie? I don't think I've seen any of his movies, and would like recommendations of any of his movies.


    Cheers B)

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    Not to hi-jack this thread... my favorite Audie Murphy movies are...


    To hell and back (His life story.. well his WWII story)
    Destry
    The Quick Gun
    Arizona Raiders
    The Texican


    Now back to topic...


    I watched King of the Pecos, The Sons of Kate Elder, and The Comancheros tonight...

  • Chisum (1970)

    I justed watched Chisum today and it beats the heck out of Young Guns.... Only thing I had a hard time with is being able to tell it's his double way to often in the last fight scene...

  • Time Magazine

    There's a lot of good movies on there, I was surprised to see "Finding Nemo" on the list though... looks like they where trying to make everyone happy. Heck they have "The Purple Rose of Cairo" but no "Rocky".... oh well, guess thats why I would never have a job ranking movies :lol: