Duke: Yes he's drunk and so am I. And yes he's staying for dinner. Now when I snap my finger there better be an attitude change in you.
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http://www.newportbeachfilmfes…015/john-wayne-spotlight/
This years John Wayne spotlight film is The Green Berets.
Saturday, April 25th, 2015
11:30AM
Island CinemaA cynical reporter who is opposed to the Vietnam War is sent to cover the conflict and assigned to tag along with a group of Green Berets.
Dir: Ray Kellogg, John Wayne
Starring: John Wayne, David Janssen, Jim Hutton, Aldo Ray, Jack Soo, Luke Askew, Mike Henry, George Takei -
http://www.newportbeachfilmfes…015/john-wayne-spotlight/
This years John Wayne spotlight film is The Green Berets.
Saturday, April 25th, 2015
11:30AM
Island CinemaA cynical reporter who is opposed to the Vietnam War is sent to cover the conflict and assigned to tag along with a group of Green Berets.
Dir: Ray Kellogg, John Wayne
Starring: John Wayne, David Janssen, Jim Hutton, Aldo Ray, Jack Soo, Luke Askew, Mike Henry, George Takei -
Lucy............Hi!! I'm your Vitavigavegivat Girl. Are you tired, run down, listless? Do you pop out at parties? Are you unpoopular?............. Well, are you? The answer to all your problems is in this little ol' bottle of Vitameatavegamin. I'll tell you what you have to do. You have to take a whole tablespoonful after every meal. It's so tasty too. It's just like candy. or maybe bourbon?
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Duke................... Sorry Jeanne Sue. The bad girls always dress in black, and I like the bad girls.
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Sheriff............... I guess when Jeanne told him she had a little filly for him he was thinking of a horse.
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Woman.... I was having lunch downstairs and some man comes up and asked if I was Hillary Clinton. I wanted to strangle him but then I saw it was Bill Clinton and he was just hitting on me.
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Woman in white...... Great party last night boys........................ Now who gets the bill?
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Duke.............. Yes. He's Don Corleone............ The new Godfather of the bunk room.
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This is what I get for buying a rifle at Nancy Pelosi's garage sale.
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Woman................ It's all very strange Duke................. A big man came in wearing a black leather jacket and dark colored glasses. He asked for someone named John Conner. When the bartender told him to get out he said................................. I'll be back.
Duke............. What happen then?
Woman............. He came back!
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Andy Devine....................... Look right here. The script shows you should be holding a plumber's helper and not that shotgun.
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Guy pointing................... Look. His zipper is open.
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Chinese man:....... Woman put something in food! I see three hands on man across from me!
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Duke: Wow.......... These SAG union meeting are getting brutal.
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Duke: Where are all you guys going?
Guy with two cups: That group of seabees that got in last night have a ping-pong table. Were going to play beer-pong.
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Duke: We know you got a part in that new MGM movie and we think we can play the tin man, scarecrow and the cowardly lion.
Little guy: Those parts are taken and your not even in the lollipop guild so stop asking.
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Duke..... Are you sure Paula Deen started like this?
Other guy...... Yes! By the time we get to Montana you will have your own cooking show.
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Meatloaf for lunch again. I love it!
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Duke: Come on kid let us use your X-box out in the bunkhouse tonight.