John- I had to climb all the way up there to the top of that pole just to string the lights, and boy was i nervous.
Lady- seems to me, that if you had to go way up there, that you would have used somthing a little bigger that christmas light.
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Duke-- What's that you say you have and itch on you backside, well sister i would be happy to scratch it for you.
Woman-- Ooooh yea that's the spot right there. -
Rule # 1 No drinking Is to be done, unless it's done by me.
Rule # 2 is the same as rule # 1 -
All togather know, Ooooo christmas tree, Oooo christmas tree,
Duke--were going to sound great at this years christmas party. -
duke-- hold still you have a misquito on you nose.
forrest-- Hurry hurry hurry and get it off of me, i hate bugs! -
Robert-- ward I never would have guessed you where a peeping tom.
Ward-- yea, i just can't keep from looking at the pretty ladies, if fact thats how i ended up with this crutch.
Duke--I just thought you fell down while you were drunk. -
Chance-- and do you promise to only sing when im gone or when dude starts up.
Colorado-- Yes i think i can agree with that, since your gonna give me a badge.
Stumpy-- Sit down here and sing us somthing right now, HEE HEE HEE.
By the way thats ricky nelson taking the oath not dean martin, just for those of you might have got the two mixed up. -
JOHN--You have a BIG,NASTY,ZIT, right here next to your ear, and starring in that mirror all day ain't gonna get rid of it.
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john: hey you play pretty good, but you sure don't sound like no dean martin
ricky: for the last time, will you stop saying that ! You,ve been telling me that since we started shooting this movie ! -
Thats the most realistic hand puppet I've ever seen.
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Jimmy--No i didn't have any trouble last night, she enjoyed her self just as much as i did, In fact she was surprized.
Duke---she just acted surprized, after i told her about your little blue pills. -
Don: These things are so funny!
John: Oh yea, what is it,
Don: Junk mail! It says right here, you could be the next 10 Million dollar winner. -
John: Look over there willie, what is that in the sky, is that a bird, or a plane?
Willie: no john, It's SUPERMAN! -
Ottis: just what do plan on cureing with that whisky
virgil : this here ain't whisky it's grape juice to go along with this here loafa bread i be carry'n, right jackie joe. we's on our way to the church house.
Jackie joe: i spect that be right, and i don't plan on sharing with all them soilder boys of yours.
Colonel marlowe: doc if you belive that then your dumber than,--GRAPE JUICE!--and im whistlers mother. -
I think that most people like the duke.
I think most guys want to be him or more like him and most ladies want to be with him. -
I don't think there is a better easter candy out there.
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welcome ladybug, Im sure that you will never be bored with this site. I know that i have never not been happy to be part of this site as im sure everyone else would agree. once again welcome.
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Me to, happy easter everyone.
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dean: whew finally! I've been holding that in since lunch
John: no wander you ate 5 burritos, drank 3 beer, and had 2 boiled eggs for dessert! -
duke: for the last time ward im not going on a dubble date with you.
ward: but duke you'll love the girl i've found you, she has a coke bottle figure.
Duke: The last time you told me that, she had a coke bottle figure alright, but it was more like a two litter bottle, heck i bet she dressed out at around 290, it's a good thing i was drunk already