John: Is that ah taco bell i see off in the distance. sophia: I sure hope so, because i could really use a challupa and a diet pepsi
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I didn't know it was that kind of check up doc!
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Your not welcome to stay and drink coffee,! but you ARE! welcome to stay and eat some LEAD!
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lady: this school by mail is the greatest thing since frech toast.
Duke: It must be, because you've always got your face in that darn book. -
Woman: pleeeease let me sleep with you, there's a monster under my bed.
Duke: ah your crazy lady, there's no such thing as monsters, but I'll turn into one if you don't let me get some sleep. -
Duke:
i know it's a long way to tipperary, but thats not where were going, we happen to be going to disney world if i can figure out this blame map. -
get off the truck this ain't no taxi
but fellas the ground is muddy and my horse is in the shop. -
Old man
I, laddie,your wishin i would tell ya whats in me pipe ehy.
John ,
Well lets just say that the thought crossed my mind, a time or two
Old man
Ya thought ya could get me drunk ehy,
John,
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Wayne-you stay here and bribe em, i'll run and get some dougnuts. :lol:
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girl-do you like my hair and my new dress i got it just for this ocassion
John-your hair, ah new dress, what is this a beauty parlor,
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girl-did that feel like rain to you let me take my hat off i can tell better that way
John-no that was a vulture or possably a two pound robin.
mark
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Oliver- let me get this straight john, you don't like racoons, but you love your hat!
John- you are absolutely correct my wise friend. -
wheres the money you owe me from the poker game, hand it over, or i'll give you a wedgie.