John Wayne Picture Game #72

Duke:"Ward is that a hickey on your neck?!"

Robert Montgomery: "That thing's so small I'll need these binoculars to see it!"

Ward:"Aw shut up guys or I'll hit you with my crutch!"

private! I'm gonna shove your head so far up your @$%, your gonna need these binoculors to see light.

So . . . you've been checking out the nurses' quarters after hours, without tellin' us about it. I think we'll just have to take these binoculars away from you until further notice.

Robert-- ward I never would have guessed you where a peeping tom.
Ward-- yea, i just can't keep from looking at the pretty ladies, if fact thats how i ended up with this crutch.
Duke--I just thought you fell down while you were drunk.

I told you before, you have to share. You can either have the rifle or the binoculars, but you can't have both. look at poor Duke, you hurt his felings again,and now he's probably going to break your other leg.

Montgomery: GILLIGAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!! We'll never get off this island if you keep screwing up!!!!!

Bond: Yes, Skipper.