John Wayne Picture Game #147

Duke: So let's try this again . . . . You just 'happened along' here by chance, to this tenth story window, to ask for my autograph.

Did Ward Bond put you up to this?

Hm-m-m-m . . . I'm goin' huntin' with him this weekend.

I'll ask him about this.

Duke: "Right, so you're paintin' the building?"

Guys outside: "Yeah Mr. Wayne. by the way can we have your autograph?"

Duke: "What some fans won't do... By the way, where's your paint?"

Duke: "Hey, I told you guys to come up here in the elevator. Did you think it was cheaper to come up this way. By the way, where's the two painters that were using this contraption?"

Duke: Sorry fella's but we're closed for the day.
Man in the middle: Can't you just serve us? We're hungry!
Duke: I said we're closed. Hey you in the white! The cook is spoken for! Get that look off your face before I do something you'll regret!

You Jehovah witnesses won't stop at nothing to get in. well it aint gonna work, your going to meet your maker if you don't scat.