John Wayne Picture Game #152

Duke says, " So your telling me that if I wear a stupid hat like that, the Senioritas will dig it? I think I will do it my way. By the way, get your hand off my knee or I'll flatten that nose of yours."

Look, I don't care if there is a whole tribe of arabs coming to kill us , you Dont' wake a guy up by rubbing his knee!!!

Relax commodore! do I look like someone who is scared? I'm wearing sandles! I'll just rub my magic lamp and we'll vamoose!!

Hi

I tell you it's true Duke, as I was watching, Hope, Crosby and Dorothy Lamour came out of a sand dune asking for the Road to Morroco.

Thats crazy you've been on the hash hish again. Everyone knows that's the road to Zanzibar.


Regards

Arthur

Duke: "What kind of a dive hotel is this anyway?! I got a bed on the floor and now this sorry excuse for room service! Just look at that coffee pot, cold as a well digger's!... And another thing, get that hand off my knee or you'll be as cold as that coffee!"

Guard: "But sir I was just coming to tell you that the judge said you could leave jail."

Duke: "Jail! What jail?! Isn't this the Sand Dune Hotel?"

Guard: "No sir. This is the city jail."

Duke: "Well that's the last time I book reservations with Priceline.com!"

Guard: "Actually sir you had a bit too much to..."

Duke: "Okay my good man, get my bags and I'll be out o' here. Where do I check out?"

So you saw "Big Foot"...Next it will be Elvis...You gotta lay off of that camel dung tobacco...