I Hate Snakes

Hi Sssssssssssssssstumpy.

Good Snake.

Very bad snake.

Another good snake

Another nasty fellow to stay away from

Still a nastier snake to shy away from: The Eastern Diamondback Rattler.

The aboves Next of Kin.

Another relative to the above 2 snakes.

But the ugliest of all IMO is:

Another enemy.

Another VERY large snake pic.

Huge snake.

I aint no fan of snakes either.

Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

Hi Carl,
Those Photos were fascinating.
We have a few reasonably harmless snakes here in England,
but thank God, we don't have any of those critters!!
The worst I have to put up with is the Mother-in-Law!!

Best Wishes,
Keith

Whoa, Carl!! What a bunch of sssssssnake linksssssssss!

Chester

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Gross snake story below!!!

(If you don't want to read it, hit your "Back" button NOW!!)

I remember a story going around about 15 years ago at work, about a young couple with a little baby, living in a condominium complex. A python in the adjoining unit had gone down the toilet and into the sewer system, and then came out in the couple's toilet while everyone was asleep. It went into the baby's room and killed the baby and then ate it. When the parents woke up the next morning, they found the snake in the crib, with a bulge in its body. I tried to find this story on the Internet to tie a link to it, but couldn't find it.

Hey, I <span style=\'color:red\'>warned you!

Hi Chester,
Well I must admit, that must be the worst story I've ever woken up to!!
What a dreadful sequence of events!!
I am, in the future checking my toilet, before going to bed!

Keith

The thing is that someone will see this story and decide to make a movie out of it :lol: !!!
Cheers - Jay

HOLLY MACKEREL ANDY !!! I mean Chester. I thought I had tall tails to tell and that beats them ALL.

Chilibill

And as long as we're talking about snakes, check out this picture I received in a recent email (about folks who are good with Photoshop and have LOTS of time on their hands :o - yikes!).

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Chester

Chester,
What's happened to you??
Everytime I get up in the morning,you have posted something horrible!!
Have you been watching loads of horror movies or something?

Keith

When it comes to snakes I do alright. But for some reason I need my wife to kill the spiders, they freak me out

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Originally posted by Stumpy@Aug 24 2005, 06:49 AM
About a week after I got home, I was out there taking a shower one afternoon. I happened to look down in a corner and there was the biggest durned bullsnake I ever saw. Well, naturally I ran out of the wash-house buck naked (thank goodness we lived in the country :lol: ), went into the house and got a .22 pistol. I must have shot that snake about 4 or 5 times and never did kill him, though I wounded him enough that he didn't crawl away. Finally, my wife, who's not afraid of snakes, came out with a shovel and cut his head off. Thank goodness for wives. :lol:

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What a picture in my mind that story conjures up :lol: :lol: :lol: ! Like something out of a movie!

Chester

hi sssssstumpy

sssuch a ssstory you sstarted ssssssssssssnakes who likes them not me thats who had enough of the blighters when i was younger. last summer had to toss a dead redbelly black out of my yard (dog got it) the only good snake is a dead one. we had some eastern browns at my parents place one went for my mum but she jumped out of the way dad killed one and chopped ones tail off (it disappeared dont know where) and the last one got away. both these snakes are deadly they kill both animals and man if not given antivemon in time.

hooroo smokey

Argghhh - this whole thread could be made into a B- movie.
Cheers - Jay

Hi Keith, Chester.

Keith, that's good to know as someday I will be visiting in England and I don't wanna run into any nasty snakes.

Chester, quite welcome, glad to post photo's of some of my petsssssssssssssss. ((Actually all I have is one adult cat and her two newborn kittens))

Oh and on that site I snagged those pics from, there are I think 2-3 stories of people being killed by their pet Pythons.

Hi,
Well how pleasant it was, to wake up this morning,
and not read one of Chesters horrifying tales,
I feel I will rest easier this day!!

Keith

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Originally posted by ethanedwards@Aug 25 2005, 03:12 AM
Well how pleasant it was, to wake up this morning, and not read one of Chesters horrifying tales, I feel I will rest easier this day!!

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And how pleasant not to tell one . . . .

I'm glad to know your day is started off well .

Chester

I got an email today that reminded me of an old thread . . . yup, this one.

No gruesome stories this time, just a "friendly, happy" picture .

Chester

We've got them bigger than that slithering around Torquay!!!