John Wayne Picture Game #102

duke : i'll ask you one more time .... does this hat make me look silly?

ford : let me think it about it .............. yep you look like a girl with a ponytail hehehe

Duke: "Look Pappy, I really appreciate everything ya done for me and all but I'm full up with directors for this gig."

Ford: "Bull!#$% Johnny! Anyone can see you're way over your head on this project. Now just get me a crew and a camera and I'll save your big fat a^* on this thing. No need to thank me now."

Duke (whispering to Michael Wayne): "Take him way out back with a second crew and no film in the camera."

Duke (to Ford): "Thanks Pappy you're a life saver."

Duke (Mumbling to himself): "Now where the heck did he come from? Just once, just once I'd like to do something on my own without Coach steppin' in the middle of it!"

Hold still while I burn that cold sore off'n your lip. Then I'll do something about all the fuzz and lint on this picture.

Duke: You're the greatest Director I know, so what ever you want, we'll get it for you. Could you go out there about 50 miles and shoot this special scene. It's a Merry-go-round, and the Mexicans and the Texans are fighting it out.

Pappy: Is this a part of the history?

Duke: Sure, this will be a blast, and only you can make it work. You are the greatest director, I've ever known.

Duke: "Pappy, it's nice to have you visit out here, but I don't know if you've heard that we've had an infestation of Chiracahua ants around here and if you haven't been inoculated against them, they could attack you in large numbers. The reason I say this is because one of them just lighted on your lip there."
"Since they told me they haven't got any more serum against these little devils, the safest thing would be for you to go back to Hollywood."
To himself: " Maybe that'll get him out of my hair so I can continue directing "The Alamo."

Let me see now, how close can I get this cigarette to his eye patch before he yells at me.........

Here Pappy, Take a hit off this., What will it do? It'll make you get a fringe jacket and put a rodent on your head and not give a damn !!