John Wayne Picture Game #57

Duke:So what do you think, Gabby? A double date to the Dairy Queen?

Gabby:Just as soon as I take care of that pole-eyed sidewinder of a female in the other room!

Dark-haired woman (thinking): Does that mean I'm stuck with this ornery old cuss?

Blondie (thinking): I hope I'm not stuck with this grumpy old coot!

Duke (thinking): Good! Gabby'll take the old lady and I get these two!

Gabby: Whatya mean he's better looking than me, come here to I smack ya one.

"Wanna see my bicep?"

Gabby: "Now for my next trick, the disappearing coin, you'll notice there's nothin' up mu sleeve."

Girl in Dress(thinking to herself): "How corny, I've seen this one a hundred times."

Duke:"Open your palm Gabby!"

I swear on a stack of bibles 10 feet to a polecat my left arm is 10" longer than my right.

Gabby: So now you tell me it's not a box to keep my things in. I hate these new contraptions! What is a water closet used for anyway?

I won't be able to play today, my tennis elbow is killing me!

GABBY; Well sir...that bear had my arm swallowed plumb to here!!!! Why ifin it warn't for Duke here he wooda swallerd me the rest of the way...