John Wayne Picture Game #93

Guy with cigar: "See Duke, I represent the Great American Toupee Company of Walla Walla, Washington and I can get you a great discount on toupees. Why your hair could look was good as mine for a fraction of what other toupees would cost!"

Duke (thinking to himself):"The more this guy talks, the more the hair plug transplants without anesthesia is beginning to sound like a better option."

raymond-duke i'am telling you the western movie are dead. you future is in musical comedies.
duke-thinking.maybe he's right i'll never have a long carrer making westerns

if this guy dont stop whispering sweet nothings in my ear i think i will have to plug him one

cheers smokey

I'm tellin ya duke all she left was that pair of striped panties.

Yes Mr. Duke sir, I understand that your underwear is extremely tight and horribly uncomfortable... but very bad things happen when you snap the elastic band like that.

Duke: "I keep tellin' ya, bub - I DON'T do windows!"

Raymond Massey: Duke, I'm telling ya - directing and producing is where it's at. You can get your foot in the door producing. Just find a good vehicle, and I tell ya, you'll be making DeMille look like small change.

Duke: (thinking) Hm-m-m. He's got a point there . . . I know a story about this cowboy who gets wounded and is taken in by a Quaker family . . . hm-m-m . . . I think it could work.